And Chad at Pirates! Man your Women! has posted his methods .
Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart:There are more, so go over there and read them.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, ‘Code 3′ in housewares….. and watched what happened.
(I'm gonna hafta remember some of these for the next trip to Wally World...or the mall.)