Thursday, October 29, 2009

A Love Story

For ThreeCollie at Northview Dairy:

I will seek you and find you.

I shall take you to my bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu


Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

(Stolen shamelessly from Theo.)
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1 comment:

  1. threecollie10/29/2009 11:04 AM

    Um....you had me scared for a minute there. lol...whatever this is, it is a misery, but not quite bad enough to let me not work.

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