Idol is coming! Idol is coming!

One of the shows I was forced to watch introduced to this summer while living with Don and Deb was American Idol. It’s not that I cringed at the talent, most of that was pretty good and got better each week. No, I found Simon to be unbearable. If it were my TV, I would have surely thrown something at the b@st@rd some time during the season—if not more than once.

Perhaps that’s why I find this little ditty penned by LittleOrangeFox at Outlaw Republican so amusing as the 2007 season opener approaches.

(to the tune of The Sound of Silence

The Sound of Simon
by LittleOrangeFox

Hello Seacrest, my old friend,
I've come to watch with you again,
The television quietly broadcasting,
Woke us while we were still weeping,
And our mourning you would soon put to an end
But with him.
Within the sound of Simon.

….There’s much more so go on over to read the rest.