Spider-Man review

Tell us what you really thought of “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark,”, Ben.

I’m not kidding. The sheer ineptitude of this show, inspired by the Spider-Man comic books, loses its shock value early. After 15 or 20 minutes, the central question you keep asking yourself is likely to change from “How can $65 million look so cheap?” to “How long before I’m out of here?”

from Ben Brantley's review in The New York Times

Ouch! That's gonna hurt!

(I first saw reference of this review over at Ann Althouse's blog.)