Tuesday, March 27, 2007

There’s fat and then there’s…

“The woman looked strangely fat. Even though she was veiled and covered, even with so many clothes on there was something strange,” Telleria said.

Perhaps it was the fact that she kept wiggling and jiggling even when she stood still.

“Why?” you ask.

Well…
A woman with three crocodiles strapped to her waist …a body search by a female border guard turned up the animals, each about 20 inches long, concealed underneath her loose robe

Yep, crocodiles.

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