Thursday, May 24, 2007

Florida declares war…

…on Gambian pouched rats. HUGE rats. They can grow to 9 pounds. My cat, Shadow, is only about 9 pounds. Her brother is up to 13 pounds. I can’t imagine a farookin RAT that big! Luckily the colony is small and centrally located in the Keys. If the poison doesn’t work, they ought to napalm the place. But if they want to give me a spotlight, a .22 rifle, and a dollar per tail….
Florida tries to wipe out cat-sized African rats

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