Cure For The Shopping Day Blues

Mr. Fenton has a problem with his wife. She likes to shop and he doesn’t. But he has found a way to cope.

And Chad at Pirates! Man your Women! has posted his methods .

Some examples:

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, ‘Code 3′ in housewares….. and watched what happened.

There are more, so go over there and read them.

(I'm gonna hafta remember some of these for the next trip to Wally World...or the mall.)