Friday, September 30, 2005

What Would You Do If You Won the Lotto?

You know, there a lot of people out there who would allow the winning of $15 million change their lives. Apparently this guy isn’t one of them. He was a pain-in-the-a$$ before he won and continues to live the same life style after he won.

"Before he won the lottery, he was a nuisance," Charles Joyce, a local official, said. "He decided to carry on being a nuisance."

You have to admire a man who doesn’t let the money go to his head.

Then again, with a yard like this

And he has been told to clean up the yard of his house, strewn as it is with tires, beer cans, food wrappers, wrecked furniture and the hulks of half-smashed-up old cars.

he could fit right into many a neighborhood in Appalachia or the Adirondacks.

And he has found a way around Great Britain’s gun ban

He was recently ordered to perform 240 hours of community service - later increased to 300 - after shooting ball bearings through 32 car and shop windows with a catapult as he drove around in the middle of the night.

Gotta love it. Go read the whole thing.

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