Monday, September 03, 2007

Psst! Hey buddy, wanna buy a bridge?

This guy might have had one to sell.

Man arrested for stealing bridge
Russian police have detained a 45-year-old municipal worker for stealing a bridge.

In a statement, Ryazan region police called it "the bulkiest theft of the year."

A five meter long bridge? I’ll bet it was bulky! Tough to hide under your trench coat on the street corner.

The thing is, it wasn't like it was on a truck being delivered or something. He removed it from where it crossed the river!

How do you manage to do THAT? Do you put up a sign that says, "Men At Work" and start dismantling the bridge?

"Hey, Ivan why are you taking that bridge apart?"

"I have to take it back to the shop for repairs." or "The Chinese made the parts and it's been recalled."

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