I will seek you and find you.
I shall take you to my bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
(Stolen shamelessly from Theo.)
1 comment:
Um....you had me scared for a minute there. lol...whatever this is, it is a misery, but not quite bad enough to let me not work.
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