Thursday, March 13, 2008

Water may not hold a pistol up,
but ice will

What do you want to bet that these two geniuses are from south of the border?

The 23-year-old [Alejandro] Renteria had reportedly used a gun to threaten a 19-year-old man at the Pier Park skate park at about 5:45 p.m. Saturday.

When Grand Island police got the call and tried to track down Renteria described as wearing a black jacket with a fur collar a friend of Renteria's tried to toss the gun into Pier Park Lake. But the 22-caliber Ruger landed on the ice in the lake instead, Sgt. Jerry Atwell said.

The police quickly recovered the gun.


Probably didn’t realize it got that cold in Nebraska, but, hey, it was at the SKATE park, ya know. THAT should have given them a clue.

Renteria, 520 O'Neill Circle, was arrested for terroristic threats, use of a weapon, carrying a concealed weapon because he lacked a concealed carry permit, tampering with evidence for trying to dispose of the gun and for possession of less than an ounce of marijuana, Atwell said.

Renteria's friend, Luis Jaime, 18, of Grand Island, was cited for possession of marijuana, carrying a concealed weapon and for menacing threats. All are misdemeanor violations.


Something tells me that when the cops stop laughing about this there might be more charges:

The violations were for arrest purposes only and have not been issued as formal charges from the Hall County attorney's office.


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