Sunday, April 29, 2012

THE IRISH PRIEST

From an email sent by my pal Bruce up in Massachusetts:
THE IRISH PRIEST
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas ..
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station......
The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself.. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn."
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a moment...........................................
Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."

2 comments:

Rev. Paul said...

Pa-DUMP-bump!

Tina Marie the Willow Witch said...

HA HA HA HA AH... loved it..